Tuesday, March 31, 2009

No regrets!



Yeah, that'll teach you to go fall in the fishpond, Caleb.

(Note: he regrets nothing, he says! Nothing!)

(Note two - Emily, it's way too tempting to put him in a box and send him postage paid to your door. Cee can whoop some sense into him... no, maybe that's not such a good idea. We'd be getting a call at two AM from the police.

"There's these two Cardigans, breaking into the Food Mart!" )

Monday, March 30, 2009

It's a spot! In the yard! Get it!



Other people have invisible dancing LOL cats. Not me, I have invisible mouse pouncing Corgis. I have no idea what Piper was after in this photo, but it made me laugh. I even went to the yard to check and see if I could find anything, but it was all in her imagination, I guess. ;)

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Whoops!




Caleb's getting bigger, isn't he? I think I am in love with his topline though, ha. He's turning into a nice dog too; but wow, he's a dominant little red-head. The other dogs have been really correcting him more than they ever corrected Simon. Me too, for that matter. There have been a few days that I realize I've been like, "Caleb, uh uh!" and Riley has rolled him for the umpteenth time and the two of us look at each other like we're about to pull our hair out. Honestly, though, he really is coming along, and he's been so good about sleeping in and behaving himself at night. He graduated to a bigger crate last night, and not a peep out of him. Aw. Good boy. (I like him, and well, he's really become my dog. He's a handful, but when you finally get it through his head about something, he's really good at remembering and putting it to other situations very quickly.)


Missed a Caturday. But that's okay, I'll just tell you that I had a cat related day yesterday that blew my mind. I own a small pet store, as some of you know. Well, I have two shop cats. Both are lovely, wonderful cats, both rescues. They pretty much have the run of the shop. We have a package of salmon treats under the counter that Baron likes beyond all like. He gets a few treats when we come in and that's it, but he will wait until it's busy and then pester you for more. After the fourth time I set him on the floor yesterday (he'd knocked off the mouse and a bunch of paperwork I was working on when I was with customers) I finally went for the spray bottle. Usually all you have to do is show it to him, and he gets the point and goes somewhere else and realizes you're serious about not letting him get his way.

So, I'm standing there picking up the squirt bottle, and he looks at me. I'm like, "Get off, I will use this, go on, I mean it."

Right then, this customer walks in and yells at me, "Don't DO THAT!"

I'm so taken aback that I say, "Uh, you bet I'm using it if he doesn't get down. He knows he's not supposed to be up here right now."

Baron gives me the "make me," face, I squirt the counter next to him, he realizes I'm serious and hops down and trots away. Mind you, trots. The lady has a complete fit, and threatens me out of earshot (in front of one of my other employees) to call the ASPCA on me. For animal abuse. Dead serious, cannot make this up.

On the way out she hands me the parting shot (after buying things) of "I just can't stay in here!" and stomps out.

... well, that's a new one on me. I guess I should have just picked up a taser or hit him with a two by four across his head, right?

I'm not sure if I should just laugh or shake my head but it really bothered me. I'm the last person I can think of about cat animal abuse. Crud, Baron didn't even think it was that serious of a threat - he sauntered off and flopped in a sunbeam and realized I did mean it about staying out of the paperwork. I've had him since I rescued him out of a Safeway box, twelve years ago. I think he's about the last cat I'd ever say was abused. You wonder if this is the sort of person that calls animal protection because a cat is outside in a yard eating grass. (He must be starving!)

Wow, man, sometimes I think this world's gone a bit off the deep end. I'm all for a good animal cause, but I swear, some people really need to get their heads screwed on a bit better.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Weekend WarriorCorgi



Thank someone it's Friday this week, whoo. Been going out every day and throwing the ball or the Wubba for Simon for at least half an hour, and then letting him and the puppy chase each other around. I don't know if it's helping his weight, but it sure is helping my throwing arm.


The poor Wubba ended up on my roof, and so I'm standing on a chair on the back deck with a rake, trying to rake it off the eaves. My neighbors thought this was downright hilarious. "Whatcha doing up there?"

"Getting down a dog toy!"

"Hahah, only at your house!"

Simon: "Bark bark!"

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Hey, get back in the coop!



Simon is excellent at retrieving the loose chickens, and putting them back in the pen. I greatly appreciate it, especially when they've all escaped and they're not wanting to go back inside for the night. This one started to give him a little guff, and that lasted all of five seconds before she hightailed it back into the other side of the yard.


What's really funny is that with that chicken there, he totally ignored that ball. Once they were all back in, he went and picked it up.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Ears part two, electric Corgiloo.


Wow, I am so eighties. Caleb's growing like a weed. He is also the most stubborn little cuss on the planet. I mean that in the nicest way, because he's a sharp little cookie and I know he'll be one of those dogs who will push and push and suddenly it will all click and he'll be a hundred percent. However, where Simon was 'yes'm, what can I do for you?' from day one, Caleb happily pretends he's deaf. Tonight, I put them out, whistled them in, and he literally turned tail and ran off to give me the Corgi 'f-you, talk to my tail' remark. That did not fly with me at all, and he thought about it again a few minutes ago when he went out... but decided that coming inside might just be a much better idea. Good dog!

So far, it's a battle of wills. I'm willing myself not to eat tender, pudgy Cardigan puppy with roasted garlic, and he's willing to see just how far he can push me before I pop him into the crock pot.


Edit: Of course, now he's totally curled into an adorable ball next to the sofa and offering me his felt bone. Guess it's not Cardigan Stew tonight!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Rollin' rollin' rollin...



Piper is the rollingest Corgi. She rolls of course when she has a bath, she rolls after dinner, she rolls when playing in the backyard.

Of course today in the yard she rolled in something that might have been living at one point. Then again, it was probably a slime mold. I don't know, but she was wearing it in the living room like a badge of honor, with this huge smile on her face. The rest of us were squished to the other side of the sofa and I dived into the back room for a Yankee Candle tart (best dog stink remover ever) because not only was she damp, she was this lovely flavor of reek.

Needless to say, she hit the bath and didn't pass go or collect her two hundred dollars. Took two scrubs but now she smells like vanilla. Then again, so does my living room carpet.