Apologies to Monty Python... ;)
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Simon turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Simon!
( Besides, he totally better have beat feet, the pack was hot on his heels after he bowled everyone over into the snow like a maniac.)