I have to say, there's something adorable about Pink Cardis that makes them utterly adorable. It's like looking at a wagging, happy ball of cotton candy.
So, here's Darwin and his Best. Toy. Ever. Frisbee!!!!!

Hey, I loved my frisbee when I was a kid too. I used it to scoop up the water out of the ditch with the green scum and flip it at my sister. Needless to say, I bet Darwin doesn't get in as much trouble!
(I'm still taking slots for these. Everyone who's replied so far, gotcha down, no worries!)