Piper is the rollingest Corgi. She rolls of course when she has a bath, she rolls after dinner, she rolls when playing in the backyard.
Of course today in the yard she rolled in something that might have been living at one point. Then again, it was probably a slime mold. I don't know, but she was wearing it in the living room like a badge of honor, with this huge smile on her face. The rest of us were squished to the other side of the sofa and I dived into the back room for a Yankee Candle tart (best dog stink remover ever) because not only was she damp, she was this lovely flavor of reek.
Needless to say, she hit the bath and didn't pass go or collect her two hundred dollars. Took two scrubs but now she smells like vanilla. Then again, so does my living room carpet.